Michael goes to DC.

Michael spent last week in Washington DC on a training mission. While there, he used every opportunity to learn from the natives.

He discovered space exploration with the help of a little bear and a group of monkeys.

He studied diving techniques with the aid of some friendly penguins.

He learned how to beg for mercy in case of a kidnapping by random stone soldiers.

He adopted new anti-hypothermia techniques after watching yet another masterful penguin in action.

And he learned how to stand tall and intimidate the enemy with the assistance of a large brown bear named Hercules. However, between you and me, Hercules is actually very friendly, he just pretends to be scary.

Michael is now back in San Diego armed with his new found knowledge. He wishes to thank all the friendly animals in DC who made his trip such a great learning experience!